A name which strikes fear and disgust in the eyes of straight men everywhere.
Sarah Jessica, or SJP (the more blog-appropriate shortened version of her name) was voted the most unsexiest woman in the world in Maxim magazine late last year. Personally, I don't find her sexy myself (probably because I'd prefer to see Orlando Bloom in a mini skirt and Manolo Blahniks) but THE most unsexy woman in the world? I think thats just a tad bit harsh.
So that picture isn't the best one of her, but we all have those bad pictures of us somewhere! Well. You might. But I don't, as I'm fierce and perfect in every single way, but I have many pictures of my unattractive friends (when compared to me) and some of those are just HIDEOUS.
SJP I must say is a goddess of straight women and gay men everywhere, and without SATC my life would be very dull and different indeed!
This quote by her the other day trumps the unsexy quote, and makes me unbelievably envious of her.
'Forgive me for eating potato chips in front of you, but I’m hungry. I’m always hungry. My metabolism just marches through everything.'
Grr.
My metabolism tends to be a very different to SJP's. A good metaphor could be that SJP's metabolism is like, the head cheerleader - perfect in lots of ways. Whereas mine is like the unliked member of the school marching band indeed. You know the one. The fat greasy one playing the trombone in the stupid hat at the back of the line-up.
I hate SJP - yet. I love her.
*sigh*
Incidentally. Here is the trailer for the new SATC which has got me shaking in my Prada shoes and almost makes me pee my CK pants.
Love
- Gay Boy
So that picture isn't the best one of her, but we all have those bad pictures of us somewhere! Well. You might. But I don't, as I'm fierce and perfect in every single way, but I have many pictures of my unattractive friends (when compared to me) and some of those are just HIDEOUS.
SJP I must say is a goddess of straight women and gay men everywhere, and without SATC my life would be very dull and different indeed!
This quote by her the other day trumps the unsexy quote, and makes me unbelievably envious of her.
'Forgive me for eating potato chips in front of you, but I’m hungry. I’m always hungry. My metabolism just marches through everything.'
Grr.
My metabolism tends to be a very different to SJP's. A good metaphor could be that SJP's metabolism is like, the head cheerleader - perfect in lots of ways. Whereas mine is like the unliked member of the school marching band indeed. You know the one. The fat greasy one playing the trombone in the stupid hat at the back of the line-up.
I hate SJP - yet. I love her.
*sigh*
Incidentally. Here is the trailer for the new SATC which has got me shaking in my Prada shoes and almost makes me pee my CK pants.
Love
- Gay Boy
2 comments:
Hehe, cute blog! I am sad there's only one entry though.. :(
But I agree.. SJP, I love you and hate you all at once. I can't imagine SATC without SJP, so she automatically is love... but on the flip side, she looks like a horse, so I invariably hate her too. Ah well.
I know! I don't why people hate on her looks so much... I think she's gorgeous.
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